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I'm still waiting for the 'Nico ToDo list' manager. Built in alarm for Sunday 8am.
http://twitter.com/BrookeHogan
A marketing friend of mine registered this early and has 58k+ followers. It's usually predictable stuff so as not to be obvious it's fake. But occasionally there's a Pink Floyd quote or a reference to an 1800's French philosopher he'll find on Wikipedia.
I like the comment
"A commercial starring 2 of the best products this planet has ever produced. cant go wrong with that. "
You may have already told me about this, but I just wanted to make sure you'd seen it:
"No way you'd be saying this crap if you'd seen Steely Dan play live as many times as I have," Fagen reportedly told his companions after purchasing them a second round of drinks. "Plus [Steely Dan cofounder] Walter Becker is a super nice guy."
In The Onion.
On FMU blog.
So of course that must be sneetard's design theme, at least for a while.
From Alex Ross's blog: a 1977 very funny "ad" for the greatest hits of "Arnie" and Webern and Berg. You vill enjoy! (It's from Cleveland in 1977, so just think of the other dissonant music with a sense of humor was in the air at the time.)
If you place &fmt=18 at the end of a youtube url you'll get a higher quality version of the file. Unless of course it's a video tape of a TV screen's 1978 broadcast of Link Wray. (El Mejor!)
One of the comments is 'I want to sleep with the drummer."
To hold that opinion, it helps if you were 10 years old when this was on TV.
Lost Rush Albums e.g. The Telltale Galactic, Changing Receivers, Radio Free Shaman.
And sung with a lot of heart.
The introduction from the Garfield minus Garfield page:
Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolor disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life? Friends, meet Jon Arbuckle. Let’s laugh and learn with him on a journey deep into the tortured mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against lonliness in a quiet American suburb.
Remember your friend's idea for a Drunk Cookbook? Check out Drunk History.
Start at around 2:20.
Lots of great Batiana at a recent FMU weblog posting. The best are Gorshin novelty single, Bert ward Screen test, and B and R try to save ABC's new fall lineup (which includes Milton Berle looking at the camera and saying "Holy Affiliate!")
A Google search for "Hairy Potter" gets over 58,000 hits.
On that topic, the "Extras" episode with Daniel Radcliffe is very funny.
One in six are pretty weird.flickrvision (beta)
New from FMU:
The skit of George Martin kidnapped by terrorists is very funny. I don't suppose the research for his lines was very difficult.
dylanhearsawho.com great imitation of Blond on Blond era Dylan, "lyrics copyright Dr. Seuss."
Becoming a Licensee: If you're going to sell something with Elvis's picture on it, here is your first stop. The second stop is the PDF form, which is worth looking over. (Lansky Brothers was the pimp-oriented clothing store where Elvis bought his clothes; " B. B. King later recalled how he’d often bump into the teenage Elvis at Lansky’s.")
From the country that give us Hitler and Schwarzenegger, via Stratton Mountain:
All the ingredients are there: Austrian, Emo, Stratton, Ricolah-like big horns. Note their multi-tract recording (sic). I have to wonder about the song "Auf der Autobahn." I wonder if Dad had any contact with them in his Stratton days?
I like The Perfecto.
meathaus looks like another blog that could really suck up a lot of time if I don't forget about it right away.
More FMU blog stuff: Anthony Newly singing Within You Without You from a 1977 TV special. "I think the greatest reason for the classic quality of the Beatles' music is that they were constantly experimenting, striving for change. Each song brought new growth, new meaning." It's particularly funny if you keep in mind that Bowie has cited him as an influence. The ending of the TV show is also pretty surreal. I'm sure Percy Thrillington enjoyed it.
Also, check out Cook and Moore's excellent Beatles parody. They said it was supposed to be a Beach Boys parody, and it sounds more like Smile (in February of 67!) than anything, but their accents make it sound it more like the Beatles.
Paul Ford's New Years resolutions. I'm surprised he didn't submit them to McSweeney's. They would have loved it.
on YouTube. From about 1:14 to to 1:17, it sounds like something off of 99 Records.
Also, don't miss Martin Scorse's Sesame Street.
backstage requirements, etc. Some selections:
Iggy's dressing room needs typical stuff and:
Somebody dressed as Bob Hope, Doing fantastic Bob Hope impersonations and telling all those hilarious Bob Hope jokes about golf and Hollywood and Bing Crosby.
dressing room two:
1 x case of big bottles of good, premium beer.
You decide. But remember, I might ask you to taste a bottle, so buy something nice!! Here's a clue - it's probably won't start with a letter "B" and end with "udweiser"
I wonder how the people at Ziploc feel. (I don't know why the picture's not showing up here; click here if not.)
The 25 Biggest Wusses … Ever! One of many great lines: "[Graham] Nash is the Ned Flanders of rock & roll, mustache included."
It had been a while. First, Sister Rosetta Tharpe, rocking with her white SG Custom.
Next, Clown Ministry: advice for beginning Christian clowns on dos and don'ts when visiting nursing homes. Seriously.
Human Feedback Machine: a guy covered with microphones walks into a room full of cranked-up speakers attached to those mics. Really cool.
Finally, the Velvet Underground on Lawrence Welk. I think they're lip synching, because it sounds just like the record. It's nice to see Cale front and center for once.
This story has everything you could want: heckling Sigfried and Roy, pissing on Winnie the Pooh at Disney World...
See http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2006/01/kurt_cobain_doi.html.
Very funny.
So Alice is reading some book and like a good parent I take a look to see what it looks like and who wrote it. One word: "Ayyyyyy." http://www.hankzipzer.com/authors.html This is the second one she's read in the series, and she really likes it.
Then Walmart recommends...
Shut Up and Play, Volume 1. I think someone should contribute some Ace Frehley to his collection before he gets to Volume 2.
I also think I had the volume on my PC up too loud during the infamous Freddy Hubbard entry, which I'd heard before. Someone was walking by my office and hopefully had the discretion to ignore what she heard.
I can't put it better than the caption of drawing 2 by Teo Wei Yong.
I just like saying "yngwie.org" out loud over and over, like a mantra.
http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/BL/0511/Ween_-_Pizza_Hut_Ad.mp3
To promote the cheese being inside the crust.
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/21KenKrimstein.html
My favorite:
Scrap all the words like "maximize," "incentivize," "amortize," "enhance," "enable," and "team-building" from your vocabulary and replace them with "sorrow."