Warm! Fuzzy!
Hey little nine-year-old girl, cease and desist sending product ideas about the iPod Nano to Steve Jobs like you did in that letter you sent three months ago. If you want to know why, see our legal policy on apple.com.
Apparently the story is two years old, but having enough of a surge in recent popularity to make Wait Wait Don't Tell Me last Saturday. It sure gave me a happy holiday smirk.
The charming part of the story you linked to is the "I'm sure Steve Jobs didn't know", which reminds me irresistibly of "If only the Tsar knew of our plight!" from Fiddler on the Roof.